Of all the fruits, THIS one has the most calories. What is it? 507-373-9401
With superbowl Sunday about here, if you said Avacado you hit the nail on the head!

As you know, February is the shortest month of the year, so, which is the second shortest? One guess per call today 507-373-9401
Its APRIL! Here's why..... April technically has 29 days and 23 hours due to daylight savings time! Gotchya!

For some unknown reason, 99% of those who do THIS for a living are female. What is it? 507 373-9401
Dental Hygienist, so book those reservations now for the national conference. The odds are in your favor!

Millions of THESE are made every week, but 94% of them are never used. What are they? 507 373-9401
If you said Coupons, your 100% right!

In a recent survey, 22% of women say they keep THIS in their glove compartment. What is it? 507 373 -9401
Underwear believe it or not. Almost 1 in 4. Go test your friends!

60% of the time, THIS is done alone.. ( it's something in the home )
Watch a rented movie. Some things are just better with a pet... and NO! sheep are not pets!

Married men say that they do THIS twice as often as single guys. What is it. 507 373-9401
Change their underwear... How about THAT!

1 out of every 25 of THESE happens in the work place. What is it? 507 373-9401
It was a homicide! Thats right murder in the work place.... Just call in sick.....

When it comes to fruit, THIS is the worlds favorite. What is it? 507 373-9401
It was indeed the Tomato... yes it is a fruit, and I bet you were thinking Barry Manilow....

If your going to do THIS, experts say Wednesday is the best day to do it. What is it? 507-373-9401
if you said Start a diet, your right, however, I say diet is just die with a t. Have a great day! Hunter

Your chances of having a heart attack double if you do THIS for a living. What is it? 507-373-9401
If you said Cab Driver, you would be right on! Thats what it was so I think I will just stick to delivering pizzas man...

THIS Benedictine monk was originally employed by his abby to get the bubbles OUT of champagne.
Dom Perigon is the famous monk!

The average guy starts doing THIS at age 29, What is it? 507 373-9401
Playing Golf... And thats when wives enjoy their quiet.

At least once, 60% of women and 20% of men have called in sick for THIS reason. What is it? 507 373-9401
Believe it or not it is a Bad Hair Day.... I jsut cant see a dude calling in with bad hair... but 20 % do.. go figure..

According to the Discovery channel, you pick up between 1 and 5 million bacteria every time you do THIS, what is it? 507 373-9401
The French Kiss... Yes playing tongue twister will get ya full of bacteria! Happy Hump Day!!!!

THIS trendy yet inexpensive new accessory for women is said to be effective in preventing unwanted advances from men. What is it? 507 373 9401
The Fake Engagement Ring.